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The Most Wonderful Time of the Yearrrrrrrrrrrr.
That song is seriously like in every commercial on TV right now. Anyway, this month was craaaaaaaazy.
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Mother’s Day
My Mother didn’t understand the card I got her. I got her the Gilmore Girls card that made talked. Rory asks Lorelai for a favor and she says, “I’ll put that on the list, right under giving birth to you” or something along those lines.
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Happy Happy Easter
In the spirit of the family holiday, my father and uncle decided to leave town for a golf trip leaving their spouses and children at home( which is fine by us ) -
Where was I?
Oh, yeah, the bar was closed, last call was over, and I had just turned 24 one hour and thirty minutes old. Everyone was leaving saying goodbyes and walking outside. I took two steps outside when the air hit me and I started throwing up everywhere. It was awful and all over myself, it was like I had never drank before. My wonderful friends cleaned ( Read more... ) -
March 11th
Ang burst into my room at the crack ass of dawn and told me she couldn’t take me to school that day and that Bill would be. No, prob I tried to go back to sleep. I just thought she must have forgotten an early meeting or something. Then I glanced at the alarm clock and saw it was 4:30 in the am and realized that no business meeting started that ( Read more... ) -
“I’ll kiss your ass on the court house lawn”
What my g-ma Nancy said she'd do to Ang if the shirt Ang was wearing on poker was really given to her (by g-ma) and not stolen out of g-ma's closet. We haven’t had a poker night in awhile and when Ang suggested we have one I asked her what made her bring it up. She told me it was g-ma who brought it up, in what I assume, was her guilt over the ( Read more... )
